May 2013
im hi
pink flame time fersure
chaystar:
Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”
mishasminions:
I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE ARE FREAKING OUT ABOUT YAHOO! BUYING TUMBLR OUT SHOULDN’T WE BE THANKING YAHOO! FOR KEEPING US AFLOAT?
TUMBLR’S AN EXPENSIVE SHIP TO MAINTAIN
TUMBLR’S NOT GENERATING MUCH REVENUE
TUMBLR NEEDS MORE RESOURCES
THAT $1.1BILLION DEAL WILL HELP A LOT
THE TUMBLR HEAD & TEAM WON’T CHANGE
YAHOO! PROMISED NOT TO FUCK ANYTHING UP
CALM YO TITS
[READ]
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“There’s a stereotype that black people are lazy. I don’t know if that’s true,...”
– Lance Crouther (via rattlingbone)
Sometimes you read something and your whole perspective of a situation changes. This is one of those things.
(via interactivesleep)
for the .gifs that keep on giving.
(via mymymylikejohnnygill)
too much win
you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING
WHAT DO I DO
ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES
FUCK
IT DROPPED MORE BABIES
MY DADS LIKE GASSING...
Watchcrueltyandgrandeur:
justice-5ever:
kobragay:
mohandasgandhi:
si-dramatic:
“You’d think the US government had bigger priorities than treating honors students like criminals, yet here we are”
sexponents:
did soulja boy ever tell em
life’s mysteries
Yeah, I be thinkin' N' shit..: freshest-tittymilk:... →
thighabetic:
freshest-tittymilk:
I wonder how many people on this damn website realize that the shit they say here on Tumblr is just that…. Shit they say on Tumblr
How often do you hear terms like “special snowflake” and “social justice” thrown around off this website— meaning on other sites and in the real world…
I don’t think Ive ever heard someone refer to them self/ someone else as...
meatbagg:
manneon:
Random story time.
I once had a female friend of mine come over and flat out accuse me of being friends with her just because I thought she was hot and that I wanted to sleep with her to which I replied by telling her that she wasn’t hot and that I didn’t want to sleep with her in this life or the next.
Then she cried and left and I haven’t heard from her in a year and a...
